1 00:00:13,326 --> 00:00:15,130 Oh my godness! 2 00:00:15,157 --> 00:00:16,655 You wanna come to L.A. with me? 3 00:00:16,885 --> 00:00:19,053 Nobody makes me wet like that. 4 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,541 We wanna publish your book. 5 00:00:23,988 --> 00:00:25,251 I cheated on you. 6 00:00:25,252 --> 00:00:27,268 - When? - After you fucked Cherie Jaffe. 7 00:00:31,089 --> 00:00:32,445 Would you marry me? 8 00:00:34,862 --> 00:00:39,077 And I am Alice Pieszecki on KCRW. Welcome back. 9 00:00:39,078 --> 00:00:42,424 We are talking about the connection between love 10 00:00:42,428 --> 00:00:43,770 and the senses. 11 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:47,795 We are trying to rekindle the sexual spark in this long-term relationship. 12 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:49,132 All these days I have these 13 00:00:49,139 --> 00:00:51,412 - feelings! - Feelings about what? 14 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:52,931 Feelings about men. 15 00:00:52,998 --> 00:00:54,351 I want you to move out. 16 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:56,731 What are you doing with that child? 17 00:00:56,735 --> 00:00:58,692 - Who are you? - Her aunt, Kit Porter. 18 00:00:58,696 --> 00:01:01,630 I've never felt this hard for a woman in my entire life. 19 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,000 I'm pregnant. 20 00:01:05,506 --> 00:01:07,461 I don't know who I am anymore. 21 00:01:07,466 --> 00:01:09,551 I've always felt really uncomfortable with this body. 22 00:01:09,557 --> 00:01:11,871 So I've decided a transition from female to male. 23 00:01:11,885 --> 00:01:14,850 When you get the body you need, who's gonna live inside of it? 24 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:17,962 If you think men are the ennemy, then you and I have a problem. 25 00:01:18,428 --> 00:01:23,122 I wanna believe that real, true connection among human beings is actually possible. 26 00:01:23,487 --> 00:01:25,813 Shane is going to Oregon city 27 00:01:25,817 --> 00:01:28,062 to visit Gabriel McCutcheon. 28 00:01:28,105 --> 00:01:29,930 Why don't you come home with me for dinner? 29 00:01:29,935 --> 00:01:31,932 It'd be a good time to meet Carla and Shay. 30 00:01:31,936 --> 00:01:34,062 I knew you were his daughter. You have his genes. 31 00:01:34,068 --> 00:01:35,802 I mean, look at all three of you. 32 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,211 I'm getting married next week. 33 00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:39,152 I'd like for you guys to be there. 34 00:01:39,156 --> 00:01:40,892 This is Carmen's friend, Helena. 35 00:01:41,138 --> 00:01:42,743 She's the one that invited us all 36 00:01:42,747 --> 00:01:45,240 and paid for our plane tickets and our hotel rooms. 37 00:01:45,995 --> 00:01:48,032 I'm cutting you off financially. 38 00:01:48,387 --> 00:01:50,421 - You're not serious... - You need to know 39 00:01:50,428 --> 00:01:53,171 that people love you even if you're pennyless. 40 00:01:53,268 --> 00:01:55,480 Today on the Chart we're looking at 41 00:01:55,485 --> 00:01:58,082 how do you end a vicious cycle. 42 00:01:58,088 --> 00:02:01,633 Well, Shane's father left his wife and ran off with some flizzie. 43 00:02:01,647 --> 00:02:02,702 I'm sorry. 44 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:03,980 It's just who I am. 45 00:02:03,988 --> 00:02:05,711 I know you know what I'm talking about. 46 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,433 She said that 47 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,702 she doesn't expect you to forgive her. 48 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:12,080 She's not proud of this. 49 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,561 She is who she is. 50 00:02:15,895 --> 00:02:17,430 I've changed my mind. 51 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:19,553 I don't want you to adopt my daughter. 52 00:02:19,555 --> 00:02:21,261 Henry and I are thinking of starting a family 53 00:02:21,268 --> 00:02:23,801 and we want Angelica to be a full part of that. 54 00:02:23,997 --> 00:02:25,060 Don't do this. 55 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:26,451 I'm warning you. 56 00:02:28,405 --> 00:02:29,293 Where are they? 57 00:02:29,298 --> 00:02:31,173 Fuck you Bette! 58 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:33,771 Bette, it's Tina. This is not okay. 59 00:02:33,775 --> 00:02:35,413 Where the hell are you?! 60 00:02:35,418 --> 00:02:38,292 Angelica and mama B are just gonna go for a little adventure 61 00:02:38,297 --> 00:02:40,460 until we figure out what to do next. 62 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,063 It's gonna be fine. 63 00:04:40,776 --> 00:04:42,400 Yeah, it's open. Come in! 64 00:04:42,596 --> 00:04:44,201 Still nothing... 65 00:04:47,807 --> 00:04:49,581 Alright, you know what? 66 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,550 It's worth the try. She can't be far 67 00:04:51,556 --> 00:04:54,682 and it hasn't been 24 hours. So I think we should just do it. 68 00:04:56,628 --> 00:04:57,813 Where is Lara? 69 00:04:58,957 --> 00:05:00,272 She left this morning. 70 00:05:00,317 --> 00:05:02,703 Does she take that job in San Fransisco? 71 00:05:02,705 --> 00:05:03,743 You knew about that? 72 00:05:03,747 --> 00:05:04,862 It's a great gig. 73 00:05:04,865 --> 00:05:08,112 It's a 4 star hotel. She'll have her own kitchen... 74 00:05:08,118 --> 00:05:11,863 She was so afraid that you would take this really hard. 75 00:05:12,427 --> 00:05:13,780 No, I mean... 76 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:15,410 It's... 77 00:05:15,427 --> 00:05:18,521 it's weird 'cause Dana said one day at the hospital she was like... 78 00:05:19,307 --> 00:05:21,121 She really wanted me to go out and make me friends, 79 00:05:21,127 --> 00:05:22,201 you know. She said 80 00:05:22,205 --> 00:05:25,170 "your whole world revolves on this tiny little orbit". That was... 81 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:27,583 before the Lara thing. That's kinda weird. 82 00:05:27,587 --> 00:05:30,220 Oh yeah, well... "the Lara thing". 83 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,493 Yeah, it was... 84 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:33,550 incestuous? 85 00:05:33,556 --> 00:05:35,472 Yeah, if that's what you wanna call it. 86 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:37,483 Something happened to me up here and I'm really ready to just 87 00:05:37,487 --> 00:05:39,152 - sort of go home and... - Hello! 88 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:44,012 Hi! 89 00:05:44,295 --> 00:05:45,703 - Thank you. - Hey! You're welcome. 90 00:05:45,706 --> 00:05:47,842 Do you guys mind if we start this very serious? 91 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,980 It's just Clause is leaving for Montreal in about 10 minutes. 92 00:05:49,987 --> 00:05:52,222 - And I wanna be able to say goodbye. - Yeah I know. I just... 93 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,911 I was waiting for Helena 'til she gets here. 94 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:56,400 Sorry, I was just setting up the bill. 95 00:05:56,407 --> 00:05:58,432 - It's ironic. - Hey, should we all pay chambers? 96 00:05:58,437 --> 00:06:01,283 No. I mean, don't be silly, Max. Thanks, but... 97 00:06:01,286 --> 00:06:02,640 Helena, maybe... 98 00:06:03,955 --> 00:06:06,171 Look, it was all taken care of in advance, alright? 99 00:06:06,177 --> 00:06:08,020 - Stop fussing. - Okay, can we start? 100 00:06:08,025 --> 00:06:10,090 - Yeah. - Maybe I should take off for this, guys. 101 00:06:10,095 --> 00:06:13,713 No. Max, this is an intervention and in an intervention we need everybody, 102 00:06:13,757 --> 00:06:16,010 the whole extended family. Now, get over here. 103 00:06:16,465 --> 00:06:18,162 This is Bette Porter. You reach her cellphone. 104 00:06:18,168 --> 00:06:19,612 - Okay, you're ready? - Leave a message. 105 00:06:20,168 --> 00:06:22,300 - Hey Bette, it's Alice. - And Jenny. 106 00:06:22,307 --> 00:06:23,841 - And Helena. - And Max. 107 00:06:23,846 --> 00:06:25,091 And Kit. 108 00:06:25,306 --> 00:06:27,382 We just wanted to tell you how much we love you. 109 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:31,150 Yeah, we love you and we want you to know that we stand by you. 110 00:06:31,286 --> 00:06:33,353 So... no matter what. 111 00:06:33,355 --> 00:06:35,382 And we totally understand what you did because 112 00:06:35,385 --> 00:06:36,941 if we had been in your position, Bette, 113 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:39,131 we would have done exactly the same thing. 114 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:42,542 Well, maybe not the same thing, maybe, you know... 115 00:06:42,966 --> 00:06:45,200 - Uh something... - But you've gotta do the right thing. 116 00:06:45,215 --> 00:06:47,443 - Yeah... - Bette, you've got to bring Angelica home. 117 00:06:47,447 --> 00:06:49,211 - We can help you. - You need to bring the baby home. 118 00:06:49,215 --> 00:06:52,141 And Bette, there is no question about the fact that she is your baby. 119 00:06:52,148 --> 00:06:54,952 Oh yeah, we're not gonna let anybody take the baby away from you. So don't... 120 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:57,252 Not even a motherfucknig court of law... 121 00:06:57,257 --> 00:06:59,050 Well if it does come to the Court of law, Bette, 122 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:02,163 we're all gonna testify on your behalf 'cause you have a really strong case. 123 00:07:02,178 --> 00:07:03,413 And we'll talk to Tina. 124 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,542 And we'll tell her to, you know, calm down and... 125 00:07:05,547 --> 00:07:07,540 Tina's just... I mean, who knows? Tina might... 126 00:07:07,548 --> 00:07:11,000 ..call the police and have your ass thrown in jail and ruin your brand new godanm career... 127 00:07:11,045 --> 00:07:13,232 not to mention the rest of your fucking life! 128 00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:16,352 Tina, that was kinda stupid. She's not gonna come home. 129 00:07:16,358 --> 00:07:17,570 Where the fuck is she?! 130 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,701 Is she still in Canada? Is she back in the States? 131 00:07:20,796 --> 00:07:23,331 What? Is she taking Angelica to fucking Tombouctou?! 132 00:07:23,605 --> 00:07:24,353 Kit! 133 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,322 I have no idea where she is. 134 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:30,573 Well you can tell her, 135 00:07:30,748 --> 00:07:31,853 for me, 136 00:07:31,855 --> 00:07:33,313 that if she's not in L.A. 137 00:07:33,315 --> 00:07:35,901 by the time I get back, I will call the police. 138 00:07:36,005 --> 00:07:39,411 And when they find her, I will take my daughter away from her. 139 00:07:39,416 --> 00:07:43,340 And she will never see Angelica again! Okay? You got that?! 140 00:07:43,355 --> 00:07:44,560 You tell her that! 141 00:07:49,075 --> 00:07:50,433 Well, how serious? 142 00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:55,741 No, no, no, Joyce, Joyce... Just tell me what can she do? 143 00:07:55,745 --> 00:07:56,810 What can she do? 144 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:00,455 Worst case scenario if she decides to be the hypocrital monster we already know she is. 145 00:08:03,579 --> 00:08:05,432 Well fuck her then, just fuck her. 146 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:07,342 No, nobody's taking my family away. 147 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,910 Yeah, I don't know, I don't know! 148 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,740 Well, we're just not coming back. 149 00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:16,522 Mexico. 150 00:08:16,798 --> 00:08:17,753 I don't know. 151 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:21,670 Yeah, well, I had an artist friend of mine who moved in entire family to Oaxaca. 152 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:26,160 Well, I didn't have any trouble crossing the american border. 153 00:08:26,587 --> 00:08:29,393 Wait, Joyce, can you hold on? I'm just, I'm getting another call. Hold on. 154 00:08:31,115 --> 00:08:32,231 Phyllis... 155 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:33,593 Yeah, hi! 156 00:08:34,245 --> 00:08:36,190 No, no, no, I'm happy to hear from you. 157 00:08:36,206 --> 00:08:37,171 Yeah. 158 00:08:38,937 --> 00:08:40,771 Uh... where am I? 159 00:08:41,775 --> 00:08:43,380 I'm in Northern California. I'm just... 160 00:08:43,865 --> 00:08:46,162 taking a last minute road trip with my daughter. 161 00:08:46,725 --> 00:08:50,272 Yeah, just trying to get in these last precious moments before work. 162 00:08:52,347 --> 00:08:55,223 Yeah, I know, I know, I know... It goes by so fast. 163 00:08:58,136 --> 00:08:59,293 But I'm excited. 164 00:08:59,355 --> 00:09:01,100 Yeah, I am. I'm ready. 165 00:09:01,595 --> 00:09:03,153 Yeah, I can't wait to get started. 166 00:09:04,366 --> 00:09:07,110 So I will see you on campus, monday morning. 167 00:09:07,968 --> 00:09:09,512 Okay, great. Thanks. 168 00:09:11,357 --> 00:09:12,770 Can I get a sippy cup? 169 00:09:12,776 --> 00:09:14,482 Does anybody have a sippy cup!? 170 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,092 Jesus! 171 00:09:53,408 --> 00:09:55,410 Shane, come on! 172 00:09:57,746 --> 00:09:59,561 I want you! 173 00:10:04,888 --> 00:10:06,113 Jesus! 174 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,423 Where have you been? 175 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:16,653 Now, you're gonna fuck me. I've been waiting all day. 176 00:10:26,135 --> 00:10:28,213 Just fucking relax for a second. 177 00:10:32,607 --> 00:10:34,490 You crazy little freak. 178 00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:39,030 Freak! 179 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:42,361 What were you thinking thinking you were gonna marry that ridiculous girl? 180 00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:46,272 That ridiculous little... 181 00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:48,753 bouncy, chacha... 182 00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:50,140 tiwnkle... 183 00:10:52,946 --> 00:10:54,300 You don't know her. 184 00:10:59,556 --> 00:11:01,510 You have no right to say that about her. 185 00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:17,391 Oh shoot! Where's my driver? 186 00:11:17,716 --> 00:11:20,880 Oh right! I cancelled your driver. 187 00:11:22,705 --> 00:11:23,853 You did what? 188 00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:26,493 Helena, 189 00:11:27,348 --> 00:11:28,683 you need to try... 190 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:31,503 You need to start thinking differently. 191 00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:35,732 You know? You can't just take a limousine home from the airport anymore. 192 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,212 Alice, I'm actually quite a practical person. 193 00:11:38,985 --> 00:11:41,540 - I'll take a taxi. - A taxi? 194 00:11:41,546 --> 00:11:44,353 To Broad Beach to Malibu? It's as much as a limousine. 195 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:47,640 - Then I'll take the bus. - A bus is not gonna go there! 196 00:11:47,947 --> 00:11:49,731 We need to take an airport chattle. 197 00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:54,613 Fine. Just show me where I have to go, alright? 198 00:11:56,907 --> 00:11:57,961 Your luggage? 199 00:11:57,975 --> 00:11:59,602 - Porter... - No, no, no. 200 00:12:01,277 --> 00:12:02,052 Come here. 201 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,202 There is this thing 202 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,932 and it's called a luggage cart. 203 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,861 I don't know about moving in yet. 204 00:12:22,247 --> 00:12:23,701 It feels kinda creepy. 205 00:12:24,857 --> 00:12:26,191 She's not dead. 206 00:12:27,495 --> 00:12:30,702 I'm just assuming that Carmen will not be living with us anymore. 207 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,083 I can totally pick up her share of the rent. 208 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:34,851 You know, 209 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:38,501 I'm just gonna clean up her stuff for safe keeping. 210 00:12:39,276 --> 00:12:42,841 And Shane can deal with all of Carmen's stuff when she gets back. 211 00:12:45,845 --> 00:12:47,612 Kinda wanna make sure it's ok with Shane first. 212 00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:49,773 I don't care if it's ok with Shane right now. 213 00:12:50,215 --> 00:12:52,171 What Shane did is terrible. 214 00:12:52,658 --> 00:12:54,552 And completely unforgivable. 215 00:12:55,036 --> 00:12:55,752 Jenny... 216 00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:57,610 You know what? She should have called us. 217 00:12:57,627 --> 00:13:00,013 She should have told us what's going on. It's terrible. 218 00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:01,771 Some compassion, Jenny. 219 00:13:01,776 --> 00:13:04,391 Alice worked for weeks setting this wedding up. 220 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,620 Helena spent a small fortune. 221 00:13:06,628 --> 00:13:09,762 I don't expect Carmen to forgive Shane anytime soon. 222 00:13:09,765 --> 00:13:11,210 But, I do. 223 00:13:11,565 --> 00:13:13,002 And so should you. I mean, 224 00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:14,061 I forgive you. 225 00:13:15,565 --> 00:13:16,391 What? 226 00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:19,263 What the fuck do you forgive me for? 227 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:22,190 - Come on... - I haven't changed who I am. 228 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:23,690 Max... 229 00:13:24,985 --> 00:13:26,361 I know I've been kind of a jerk, 230 00:13:26,797 --> 00:13:28,632 since I've been on the testosterone, but, 231 00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:31,502 I thought you totally supported my transition. 232 00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:33,302 I do support your transition. 233 00:13:34,507 --> 00:13:36,190 We just don't go together anymore. 234 00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:39,003 That's why I didn't freak out 235 00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,561 when you got together with Claude. 236 00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:42,113 But I just... 237 00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:44,802 I just don't know why we can't work it out. 238 00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:47,303 Because you identify as a straight man. 239 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,952 So there is the mismatch, because you want me to be 240 00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:52,321 your straight girlfriend to your straight guy. 241 00:13:52,436 --> 00:13:55,741 And I identify as a lesbian who likes to fuck girls. 242 00:13:58,226 --> 00:13:59,691 And you're not a girl. 243 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,550 Yeah... 244 00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:07,610 - You don't have a key anymore? - No. 245 00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:11,151 She changed the fucking locks the day I moved out. 246 00:14:13,608 --> 00:14:14,431 Fuck! 247 00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:19,620 I want my baby... 248 00:14:20,968 --> 00:14:22,680 I just wanna see her. 249 00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:27,060 Where the hell is she, huh? 250 00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:29,321 Where is she? 251 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:33,912 I just... want her back. I want her back. 252 00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,920 Maybe it's time to call the police. 253 00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:46,573 Mummy doesn't have any milk but we could put some... 254 00:14:47,528 --> 00:14:48,951 We could put some water 255 00:14:49,108 --> 00:14:50,503 in here if you want me to... 256 00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:02,583 Bette, you're in there? It's me, Kit. 257 00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:07,040 How's that? Better? 258 00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:10,472 It's better than a poke in the eye with the sharp stick. 259 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,110 If that's what you mean, Whit. 260 00:15:12,505 --> 00:15:13,791 There is good news. 261 00:15:13,795 --> 00:15:14,812 Oh! 262 00:15:15,078 --> 00:15:16,350 There is good news! 263 00:15:16,355 --> 00:15:18,721 The good news is that I found the qualified tenant 264 00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:20,923 and your landlord is willing to let you out of the lease. 265 00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:22,631 But the bad news is 266 00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:24,982 the tenant wants to take over pretty much straighter way. 267 00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:27,563 Where am I supposed to go? 268 00:15:28,105 --> 00:15:29,243 Well, I suggest... 269 00:15:33,328 --> 00:15:35,350 You need to work out what your income is going to be 270 00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:37,411 and what you can afford to pay you a rent. 271 00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:40,760 I wasn't exactly on 272 00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,511 a salary, Whit. 273 00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:46,722 Then, if I'm 274 00:15:46,757 --> 00:15:48,992 gonna be running a movie studio, then... 275 00:15:48,998 --> 00:15:51,043 Oh yes, the movie studio... 276 00:15:54,776 --> 00:15:57,640 What? I know we're still operating in the red way. 277 00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:58,751 I wasn't gonna be 278 00:15:58,755 --> 00:15:59,692 piggish. 279 00:15:59,808 --> 00:16:02,610 But I should be making at least what Tina's making. 280 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,283 It seems... 281 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,431 the library loan was worth the asking price 282 00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:10,420 and Paramount was looking to acquire... 283 00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:13,263 Your mother wanted to unload it before she left for Antigo. 284 00:16:15,536 --> 00:16:16,392 Mother's 285 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:17,982 in Antigo? 286 00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:19,791 Well, a private island, actually. 287 00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:22,981 No phones. Very romantic. 288 00:16:23,187 --> 00:16:25,001 She seems to be head over heels. 289 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,363 How lovely for her... 290 00:16:40,245 --> 00:16:42,692 - Please, Whit, just... - I'll get the bottle. 291 00:16:48,187 --> 00:16:51,001 So, do you want me to leave? Just like 292 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,103 - drive away right now? - Yeah, she's freaked. 293 00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,582 She doesn't wanna see anybody, not even you. 294 00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:58,710 I have to take her to her lawyer office as soon as we land. 295 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,353 I'm sorry. 296 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,391 Listen, I made that appointment tomorrow at noon. 297 00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:24,132 You're still okay with that? 298 00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:28,033 Look, we've got over this 106 ways to... it. 299 00:17:28,035 --> 00:17:30,863 I know. I know it's the right decision. I just... 300 00:17:31,408 --> 00:17:33,933 I just wanna make sure you're not having a tough time with that. 301 00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:36,593 I am having a tough time with that. 302 00:17:37,528 --> 00:17:39,232 I know it's the right decision. 303 00:17:42,685 --> 00:17:43,503 Hey, 304 00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:45,651 I love you. 305 00:17:53,526 --> 00:17:56,133 Oh no, baby, you don't wanna kiss me right now. 306 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:57,632 Yeah, yeah, that would be 307 00:17:57,635 --> 00:17:58,772 disgusting. 308 00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,022 I love you. 309 00:18:06,398 --> 00:18:07,543 I love you... 310 00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:26,482 One credit card, 311 00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:28,402 with a 3.500$ limit. 312 00:18:28,947 --> 00:18:32,143 I can't even buy a pair of shoes with 3.500$! 313 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,540 Well, no. Not if you're talking about 314 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,430 14.000$ handmade in Barcelona laceups, no. 315 00:18:37,438 --> 00:18:38,961 Yeah! But I had to. I mean, 316 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:41,560 they were perfect with that Empire ways vintage printshift. 317 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:42,421 Refill? 318 00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:45,192 No, I don't think I can afford it. 319 00:18:45,926 --> 00:18:47,363 Helena, it's free. 320 00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:48,963 - "President's Choice" - by Sweatshop Union 321 00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:54,001 What about your car? Isn't your car like 300.000$? 322 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,822 I mean, you could live on that for like 2 years. 323 00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,071 Maybe you could. 324 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,651 Alright. Maybe I could. 325 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,530 If my mother had not let Whit repossess it. 326 00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,662 Whit suggested I look into 327 00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:09,222 something called hie-yun-day? dey? 328 00:19:09,227 --> 00:19:11,023 Hyundai? Hyundai? 329 00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:14,490 Wow! Well, she really does wanna bring you down, huh? 330 00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:15,280 Yeah... 331 00:19:15,515 --> 00:19:16,543 Out of love. 332 00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:18,270 You know what I think? 333 00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:21,811 I think you should move in with me. 334 00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:24,052 I mean just, you know, until we get you on your feet. 335 00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:25,951 - Alice, I couldn't! - Helena, 336 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,990 you have been like the most generous friend to me 337 00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:31,580 and I feel like this is the first time I have something to offer you in return. 338 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:36,273 It's gonna be okay. We're gonna help you through this. 339 00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:37,330 I just... 340 00:19:38,515 --> 00:19:40,790 I had no idea it could feel this 341 00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:43,013 warm and fuzzy being poor. 342 00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:45,941 Yeah... 343 00:20:03,895 --> 00:20:05,960 - "Any Way You Look At It" - by The Emotions 344 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,921 If it isn't Jennifer Schecter, author of "Some of Her Parts"... 345 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,173 - Please sign my book. - You have a book? 346 00:20:15,186 --> 00:20:17,470 How did you get a book? It doesn't come out 'til thursday. 347 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,663 I was kidding. 348 00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:22,003 - Congratulations, it's fantastic. - Thank you. 349 00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:23,803 And guess what? My publisher's 350 00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:27,433 weely review apparently has just come out. 351 00:20:27,815 --> 00:20:29,631 You're not gonna read your own reviews, are you? 352 00:20:29,635 --> 00:20:32,090 Of course I'm gonna read my own reviews. Why shouldn't I? 353 00:20:32,095 --> 00:20:34,900 Well, in case somebody doesn't say something quite too positive. 354 00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:37,493 This is purely for informational purposes. Oh, 355 00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:38,341 guess what. 356 00:20:38,985 --> 00:20:41,292 We got a mention on myspace 357 00:20:41,395 --> 00:20:43,441 and we took an add on on OurChart. 358 00:20:43,445 --> 00:20:44,922 - Well thank you! - Alice, 359 00:20:44,928 --> 00:20:47,522 how does it work, this chart of yours? I mean, 360 00:20:47,835 --> 00:20:49,101 I've never actually been on it. 361 00:20:49,105 --> 00:20:50,493 - You've never been on her Chart? - What?! 362 00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:52,583 Oh my god! It's so much fun. You don't know what you're missing. 363 00:20:52,588 --> 00:20:54,432 Yeah, I know it's like a social networking site. 364 00:20:54,437 --> 00:20:55,503 - For lesbians. - Yeah! 365 00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:56,843 Do you have to sleep with some first? 366 00:20:56,845 --> 00:20:59,102 Well, I mean, when I first put it out, that was the core concept, 367 00:20:59,186 --> 00:21:01,552 like, you know, Jenny slept with Tina, who slept with Annie... 368 00:21:01,557 --> 00:21:03,120 - You slept with Tina?! - No! 369 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,322 - I would never sleep with Tina. - No! Hypothetical. 370 00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:07,572 But like you know lesbians being lesbians 371 00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:10,071 they start logging on and talking about themselves and... 372 00:21:10,718 --> 00:21:11,632 - Can I show her? - Yeah. 373 00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:14,361 But for me it's always about the hook up page. 374 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,282 See, like... Okay, so, here's me 375 00:21:16,537 --> 00:21:18,353 and then that's my whole constellation. 376 00:21:18,355 --> 00:21:21,891 And I slept with Gabby Deveaux, so I want to add her on my constellation, 377 00:21:21,898 --> 00:21:25,160 so I submit her name and the webmaster will email her 378 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,473 saying, you know, "Alice Pieszecki has 379 00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:29,582 added your name to her chart, would like to 380 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:32,301 put her on her hookups page" and then if she gives permission, 381 00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:35,020 then she has the choice of starting her own constellation. 382 00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:36,383 - Here is Gabby Deveaux. - Right. 383 00:21:36,388 --> 00:21:39,272 - Wow, that's a lot of hookups. - Yeah, she's a whore. 384 00:21:39,977 --> 00:21:42,411 But... Let's see... Oh, have you seen Shane? It's here. 385 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,781 - Yeah, can I show you? - Yeah. 386 00:21:43,787 --> 00:21:45,482 'Cause if you were... 387 00:21:45,486 --> 00:21:47,921 click on Shane's name. 388 00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:50,532 You can then see how many people Shane hooked up with. 389 00:21:50,536 --> 00:21:53,362 She's what we call a hub. Which is anyone who slept with over 50 people. 390 00:21:53,365 --> 00:21:56,902 - She's considered the hub of hubs. - Right, and when you become a hub 391 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:59,792 then you sort of become a portal because inevitably you're gonna like 392 00:21:59,798 --> 00:22:01,300 bring us a new whole solar system. 393 00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:04,243 Look, do you remember the japanese girl that Shane slept with? 394 00:22:04,245 --> 00:22:06,912 Well now, the japanese girl, Ankiodo, 395 00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:09,472 has her whole new solar system out there. 396 00:22:09,485 --> 00:22:10,442 - Yeah? - Yeah. 397 00:22:10,805 --> 00:22:12,251 Should we look at Carmen? 398 00:22:12,255 --> 00:22:13,390 - Well... - Yeah. 399 00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:14,823 I think we should leave Carmen out of it. 400 00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:18,680 Ok, so look, Carmen has her whole solar system in east L.A. 401 00:22:18,686 --> 00:22:22,780 Wow! I can see that! Look at that. There's like Rosa, Maryl�ne... 402 00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:24,553 I had no idea it was such a big deal! 403 00:22:24,557 --> 00:22:25,280 Oh yeah, I know, 404 00:22:25,287 --> 00:22:27,942 we're gonna have to upgrade the server 'cause we're getting so much traffic. 405 00:22:27,976 --> 00:22:29,923 What's the term you say you use for this group of... 406 00:22:29,927 --> 00:22:31,232 Solar system. Can I have it? 407 00:22:31,247 --> 00:22:34,810 There's a girl in Carmen's solar system, she's got more hits 408 00:22:34,815 --> 00:22:36,310 - than Shane. - Oh, that's not possible. 409 00:22:36,317 --> 00:22:38,270 - No way. - Look, here. 410 00:22:38,506 --> 00:22:40,192 Can I have my computer? Thank you. 411 00:22:41,657 --> 00:22:42,730 Oh my god! 412 00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:43,913 You're right! 413 00:22:44,175 --> 00:22:45,223 Look at this. 414 00:22:45,816 --> 00:22:46,952 This girl 415 00:22:47,078 --> 00:22:49,993 has slept with 1150... 416 00:22:51,235 --> 00:22:54,353 She just added a name. Now it's 1151! 417 00:22:54,358 --> 00:22:56,973 Let me go in, relax. I've got to see who this is. 418 00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:00,083 Who the hell is Papi? 419 00:23:00,716 --> 00:23:02,551 I think Warren has too much on his plate. 420 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,943 I want you have run point on the Pyrotech project. 421 00:23:06,576 --> 00:23:07,532 Thanks. 422 00:23:07,895 --> 00:23:08,782 Thanks, boss. 423 00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:10,431 How's everything else going on for you, Max? 424 00:23:11,655 --> 00:23:12,452 It's great. 425 00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:14,843 We should have these updates nailed by the end of the week. 426 00:23:14,847 --> 00:23:15,782 How's Jenny? 427 00:23:15,788 --> 00:23:16,852 She's fine. 428 00:23:18,158 --> 00:23:20,732 - No, actually, we broke up. - Oh, I'm sorry. 429 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,481 Well, I'm fine with it. 430 00:23:23,558 --> 00:23:24,720 Well, 431 00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:28,283 I hope you don't think I'm outta line, Max, but I'm not all that surprised. 432 00:23:28,287 --> 00:23:30,290 Yeah, I mean, we definivelty had our problems. 433 00:23:30,566 --> 00:23:32,723 I mean you are very straight and at first 434 00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:34,753 you don't really seem to have any hidden agenda's and 435 00:23:34,766 --> 00:23:36,420 Jenny seemed a little... 436 00:23:37,288 --> 00:23:38,803 complicated. 437 00:23:38,806 --> 00:23:40,420 She sure is complicated. 438 00:23:43,368 --> 00:23:44,552 Look, 439 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:47,810 I know this might seem a little outta field 440 00:23:47,818 --> 00:23:50,950 but my daughter Brooke's coming home from Ohio this weekend and 441 00:23:51,205 --> 00:23:53,162 I always set the two of you would hit it off. 442 00:23:53,977 --> 00:23:54,921 Your daughter? 443 00:23:54,928 --> 00:23:56,352 I'll email you her your phone number. 444 00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:57,923 You can call her if you're up for it. 445 00:23:58,265 --> 00:23:59,440 No obligation. 446 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,053 Honestly. 447 00:24:07,417 --> 00:24:09,011 Oh fuck... 448 00:24:12,057 --> 00:24:14,082 I'm glad you decided to come. 449 00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:21,571 Come to mummy, sweetie. Mama is never gonna leave you again. 450 00:24:21,865 --> 00:24:22,882 Come here, sweetie. 451 00:24:22,886 --> 00:24:23,663 Yeah. 452 00:24:24,026 --> 00:24:26,973 Come here my baby. 453 00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:28,660 I missed you. 454 00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:35,903 I look like a guy, 455 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,811 but I didn't fit in the straight world. 456 00:24:38,058 --> 00:24:40,891 And all of a sudden, I didn't fit in the dyke community either. 457 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:43,403 I had no idea I would be so damn lonely. 458 00:24:43,478 --> 00:24:45,521 And the worse thing was I could cry. 459 00:24:45,535 --> 00:24:47,233 That was the harshest thing for me. 460 00:24:47,245 --> 00:24:48,693 When the testosterone kicked in, 461 00:24:48,698 --> 00:24:51,351 my emotions totally changed. I couldn't even cry anymore. 462 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:53,712 I've never stopped crying personnaly, but 463 00:24:53,717 --> 00:24:57,023 nobody really prepares you for what your body's gonna go through. 464 00:24:57,028 --> 00:25:00,890 At least boys, when they start puberty, they're having sex education. 465 00:25:01,346 --> 00:25:05,732 Do you guys know where I could go to find out more information? 'Cause... 466 00:25:06,336 --> 00:25:09,172 When I got my T. I got it from my friend 467 00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:11,640 - and it was kinda smuggled or whatever, so... - Jeez! 468 00:25:12,058 --> 00:25:13,483 What dosage were you on, dude? 469 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:16,093 200 like every week but 470 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,620 - when it started, I... - Week? 471 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,060 Do you have any idea what that could do to your liver? 472 00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,752 Not to mention your personnality. 473 00:25:21,758 --> 00:25:23,580 You've got any friends left, man? 474 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,170 Yeah, I do, 475 00:25:25,178 --> 00:25:26,722 but it's been pretty messed up. 476 00:25:26,728 --> 00:25:28,133 I mean, I freak out a lot. 477 00:25:28,855 --> 00:25:30,503 I mean, that's why I came here. 478 00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:32,330 I thought maybe you guys could help me out. 479 00:25:32,338 --> 00:25:34,110 We're gonna give you the number of a doctor, okay? 480 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,313 He's an endocrinologist that a lot of us see. 481 00:25:37,678 --> 00:25:38,631 Thanks. 482 00:25:39,536 --> 00:25:41,151 This is just so insane! 483 00:25:41,158 --> 00:25:43,090 The idea that I'm not trustworthy? 484 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,740 She's the one with the pattern of lying and cheating. 485 00:25:45,758 --> 00:25:47,261 She is the one who swore. 486 00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:50,702 She swore from the day Angelica was born, that she was our child. 487 00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:53,430 Our child, unequivocally, irrevocably, 488 00:25:53,435 --> 00:25:55,361 our child. And then the second, 489 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,623 the second it becomes inconvenient she starts saying 490 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,391 "ooh, it's my daughter". 491 00:25:58,398 --> 00:26:00,060 She's the one who tried to take her away in the first place. 492 00:26:00,068 --> 00:26:02,401 No! In the first place, she's the one who went scampering back 493 00:26:02,408 --> 00:26:04,302 to the safety of white heterosexual priviledge. 494 00:26:04,307 --> 00:26:05,060 Safety? 495 00:26:05,447 --> 00:26:07,513 This is about the bravest thing I've ever done. 496 00:26:07,517 --> 00:26:09,532 I stand to lose all my friends 497 00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:11,342 who view me as some sort of turncoat. 498 00:26:11,348 --> 00:26:14,353 They don't hate you because of your sexual orientation, Tina. 499 00:26:15,137 --> 00:26:16,862 They hate you because you can't be trusted 500 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,300 not to use it against me when it comes to sharing custody 501 00:26:19,308 --> 00:26:20,621 of our child. 502 00:26:20,628 --> 00:26:24,060 Here we go with the trust thing again. That is so fucking crazy! 503 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,832 - Don't you dare... - Oh, 504 00:26:25,846 --> 00:26:27,341 because you would never do such a thing? 505 00:26:27,348 --> 00:26:29,222 I'm sorry but who was it that kidnap our daughter 506 00:26:29,227 --> 00:26:31,041 and drove off in the middle of the night? 507 00:26:31,595 --> 00:26:33,293 - Could you move, please? - Okay, okay, 508 00:26:33,297 --> 00:26:34,693 well I'm glad to see that 509 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,731 - you've made your decision. - What decision have we made? 510 00:26:37,757 --> 00:26:39,660 Mommie Dearest 1 and Mommie Dearest 2 511 00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:41,561 will be fighting this out in a court of law. 512 00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:45,133 Which in the end is not a terrible thing. 513 00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:46,420 How is that not terrible thing? 514 00:26:46,427 --> 00:26:48,340 Yeah, in what universe isn't that a terrible thing? 515 00:26:48,348 --> 00:26:50,281 Well, in the universe of my bank account, for one. 516 00:26:50,288 --> 00:26:53,183 And luckily for me, my client is employed again. 517 00:26:53,186 --> 00:26:56,991 But the real beauty is that this case will be a media 518 00:26:57,358 --> 00:26:58,361 bananza. 519 00:26:58,555 --> 00:27:02,111 And Tina, if I may step back in to my role as mediator for right now, 520 00:27:02,117 --> 00:27:04,011 I suggest you find yourself a better lawyer. 521 00:27:04,017 --> 00:27:05,803 - What's wrong with my lawyer? - Why are you telling her this? 522 00:27:05,805 --> 00:27:08,403 Well, Charles is competent but frankly, he's a milltoast. 523 00:27:08,525 --> 00:27:10,260 I'll have him for breakfeast. 524 00:27:10,268 --> 00:27:12,950 Oh it's a shame Johnny Cochran's dead. 525 00:27:13,985 --> 00:27:17,812 Flamboyant, African-American lawyer, arguing on behalf of your 526 00:27:18,106 --> 00:27:20,101 picture of perfect white, hetero family. 527 00:27:20,108 --> 00:27:21,911 That would have been perfect for you. 528 00:27:21,915 --> 00:27:24,071 Because as you know, we're going be playing the race card. 529 00:27:24,245 --> 00:27:25,373 It's not a card. 530 00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:27,600 It's something I know to be firmly and intrinsically true. 531 00:27:27,608 --> 00:27:29,921 Tina is not qualified to parent a biracial child. 532 00:27:29,937 --> 00:27:32,721 Oh yeah, and I was qualified to live and sleep with one for 8 years? 533 00:27:32,726 --> 00:27:34,451 Obviously you were'nt qualified for that either. 534 00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:36,250 Let's keep on the high road, okay? 535 00:27:36,616 --> 00:27:38,303 And you, my little sweet, 536 00:27:38,528 --> 00:27:41,123 you will be known in the press as Baby A, 537 00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:43,060 the artificially conceived daughter of 538 00:27:43,065 --> 00:27:45,020 a bisexual, white movie exec 539 00:27:45,615 --> 00:27:48,710 and a biracial, lesbian, art world titan. 540 00:27:48,717 --> 00:27:49,850 Oh my gosh! 541 00:27:49,857 --> 00:27:52,043 The fundamentalists will picket. 542 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,980 Liberals and feminists will 543 00:27:54,267 --> 00:27:55,911 argue among themselves. 544 00:27:55,915 --> 00:28:00,881 Good Christian folks will write into the Op-Eds offering to adopt her away from her sick 545 00:28:01,176 --> 00:28:04,043 and perverted warring parents. 546 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,183 So I got the name of this doctor who treats pretty much 547 00:28:13,186 --> 00:28:15,701 - all the trans guys in Los Angeles. - Oh cool! 548 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,531 The guys in the group, I mean, they couldn't even believe 549 00:28:17,537 --> 00:28:19,010 how much T I've been on. 550 00:28:19,805 --> 00:28:21,583 So I'm gonna make an appointment as soon as I can. 551 00:28:21,585 --> 00:28:24,680 Oh it's awesome. Sorry, I hope he can help you. 552 00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:26,272 - "Ma Romance D'Hiver" - by Kid Moxie 553 00:28:26,777 --> 00:28:28,033 Hey Jenny, the door? 554 00:28:28,436 --> 00:28:30,801 Fuck! Can you just get that for me? I'm sorry. 555 00:28:37,975 --> 00:28:38,832 Hello Max. 556 00:28:40,506 --> 00:28:42,410 Hey, let me help me with those. I've got it. 557 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:43,442 Hi! 558 00:28:43,627 --> 00:28:44,713 How are you? 559 00:28:46,188 --> 00:28:47,732 It's so nice to see you. 560 00:28:50,406 --> 00:28:51,451 How are you? 561 00:28:51,455 --> 00:28:52,593 - Good. - Yeah? 562 00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:53,320 Yeah. 563 00:29:03,586 --> 00:29:04,553 It's gonna be fine. 564 00:29:11,368 --> 00:29:13,702 Okey dokey I think we got everything in here 565 00:29:13,707 --> 00:29:15,041 a girl could need. 566 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:18,363 - Just in time. - Come here sweetie. 567 00:29:25,906 --> 00:29:27,590 Hey Angie, you're ready to go? 568 00:29:27,986 --> 00:29:30,160 She's ready to rock. So, 569 00:29:30,578 --> 00:29:33,242 the schedule is she's with mama T for a couple of days 570 00:29:33,245 --> 00:29:34,560 and then I'll be by her on wednesday 571 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,310 and pick her up and bring her back to mama B. 572 00:29:36,315 --> 00:29:39,621 Aren't look after her when she's with me? I've still got to work. 573 00:29:39,637 --> 00:29:43,553 Yeah, I've been real busy lately. Uh... My band just put out our 574 00:29:43,557 --> 00:29:45,390 demo on myspace. So I've got, you know, 575 00:29:45,396 --> 00:29:47,860 meetings with record companies. 576 00:29:48,357 --> 00:29:49,241 You know what? 577 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,771 I'm sure Hazel won't mind 578 00:29:50,776 --> 00:29:52,992 babysitting for both Angie and Mickey. 579 00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:55,153 - Hazel's fantastic. - Here we go! 580 00:30:01,387 --> 00:30:02,873 Here we go. 581 00:30:10,457 --> 00:30:11,351 So 582 00:30:11,558 --> 00:30:13,891 I guess I'll type up a schedule. 583 00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:15,371 Are you still 584 00:30:15,577 --> 00:30:17,362 - using iCAL? - Yeah. 585 00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:19,770 Okay, well then I'll do it in iCAL. 586 00:30:20,597 --> 00:30:21,642 It'll be good. 587 00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:31,282 - "Ganesha Sharanam" - by Devi 2000 588 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:35,773 This morning, it was 1150. 589 00:30:35,775 --> 00:30:37,142 Now tonight, 590 00:30:37,655 --> 00:30:39,022 well look at that! 591 00:30:39,475 --> 00:30:42,042 It's up to 1377! 592 00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:46,562 Now, that's all within only 20 hours after her name appeared on OurChart. 593 00:30:46,566 --> 00:30:48,440 She has crashed our server. 594 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,750 She has caused a lot of panic among our web programmers 595 00:30:51,758 --> 00:30:53,902 and she's deplaced perhaps 596 00:30:53,905 --> 00:30:56,932 the greatest player in the history of players! 597 00:30:56,987 --> 00:30:59,260 Now, all I can say is: Papi, 598 00:30:59,267 --> 00:31:02,481 Papi, if you're out there, if you are real, 599 00:31:02,488 --> 00:31:05,763 if you really exist, please make contact with us. 600 00:31:06,338 --> 00:31:08,773 You can call us, you can drop us an email. 601 00:31:09,608 --> 00:31:12,182 Let us know who you're hanging out. I will find you. 602 00:31:12,887 --> 00:31:14,131 Let us know when you sleep. 603 00:31:14,366 --> 00:31:15,393 If you do. 604 00:31:15,705 --> 00:31:17,062 I just wanna know, 605 00:31:17,068 --> 00:31:18,192 Papi, 606 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:19,792 how you do 607 00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:21,612 that thing you do? 608 00:31:22,266 --> 00:31:24,762 This is Alice Pieszecki signing off 609 00:31:24,767 --> 00:31:28,763 with the question that is on everyone's mind tonight. 610 00:31:29,207 --> 00:31:30,561 Where's Papi? 611 00:31:30,946 --> 00:31:32,742 - "Black Powder" - by Motor 612 00:31:42,245 --> 00:31:43,763 Hey little freak! 613 00:31:44,677 --> 00:31:47,311 You have a party! Come on! 614 00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:50,693 Come on! 615 00:31:51,128 --> 00:31:52,421 Come on little freak. 616 00:31:55,127 --> 00:31:58,081 Come on baby, we're having a party. 617 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:01,433 - Everybody, this is Shane! - Hey Shane! 618 00:32:04,186 --> 00:32:05,811 I know what you need. 619 00:32:52,157 --> 00:32:53,883 It's snow time! 620 00:32:56,827 --> 00:32:58,363 That will wake you up. 621 00:33:01,536 --> 00:33:02,950 Here you go. 622 00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:10,000 You look so cute lying there all crashed out like that. 623 00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:11,781 - Come dance with me. - Yeah Shane. 624 00:33:11,785 --> 00:33:13,630 I know you like the bubbly ones. 625 00:33:31,068 --> 00:33:32,503 All I have is 626 00:33:32,657 --> 00:33:36,302 - "caviar, cr�me fra�che". - And I think I found some crackers. 627 00:33:41,248 --> 00:33:42,413 It's moldy. 628 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:47,221 It's okay. 629 00:33:48,595 --> 00:33:51,040 I'm glad we don't have to leave the house. 630 00:34:16,298 --> 00:34:19,572 Hi. I'm here with Kit Porter. She has an appointment. 631 00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:22,872 Here we go. 632 00:34:28,016 --> 00:34:30,052 If you'd do fill up these paperwork 633 00:34:30,056 --> 00:34:32,340 we'll get you in for your pregnancy test in a few minutes. 634 00:34:32,347 --> 00:34:35,561 But I've already done like 20 of those tests at home and... 635 00:34:35,845 --> 00:34:37,963 I've been acting like a lunatic 636 00:34:37,968 --> 00:34:40,751 and puke in my guts over the last ten mornings. 637 00:34:40,756 --> 00:34:42,541 I don't need another test. 638 00:34:42,557 --> 00:34:43,722 It's recquired, dear. 639 00:34:43,818 --> 00:34:47,271 Just a standard procedure before we can offering any other services. 640 00:35:02,206 --> 00:35:03,882 - "Theme From Wide Angle" - by Hybrid 641 00:35:03,926 --> 00:35:05,993 Where the fuck are my car keys! 642 00:35:13,367 --> 00:35:16,602 You came in a cab from the airport. Remember? 643 00:35:16,606 --> 00:35:18,732 Yeah, I did? I did, I did. 644 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:22,850 But these are yours, right? 645 00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:24,792 - Where are you going? - Nowhere. But I'm gonna take these. 646 00:35:24,798 --> 00:35:28,392 I don't know what your fucking problem is but you know if you do this you'd be... 647 00:35:28,948 --> 00:35:30,002 happy? 648 00:35:50,675 --> 00:35:52,820 Where is the doctor that's gonna do this? 649 00:35:53,905 --> 00:35:55,442 Congratulations! 650 00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:57,751 Congratulations for what? 651 00:35:57,757 --> 00:36:01,230 Here is a picture of your beautiful little baby. 652 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,583 The approximate due date is September 12th... 653 00:36:04,138 --> 00:36:05,392 What are you doing? 654 00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:07,223 Here is a picture of your baby 655 00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:09,471 if you do the terrible thing you're thinking about doing. 656 00:36:09,508 --> 00:36:11,560 Dr Lambert will meet with you in his office in a minute 657 00:36:11,565 --> 00:36:15,400 - to talk about some other alternatives. - Angus! Angus! Get me out of here! 658 00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:18,523 Get me the fuck out of here! Angus, please, get me out of here, 659 00:36:18,527 --> 00:36:20,860 - please take me, let's go, let's go! - Your clothes? 660 00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:22,732 - Fuck my clothes! Come on! - You don't wanna wait here? 661 00:36:22,737 --> 00:36:25,970 - Everything's gonna be okay. - Get the fuck away from me. 662 00:36:26,065 --> 00:36:28,242 - We just wanna pray with you. - Oh no you don't! 663 00:36:28,247 --> 00:36:29,781 - Dr Lambert, we need you at the reception. - Their self point is, 664 00:36:29,786 --> 00:36:32,051 - bible pushing, anti-woman! - No, no, no. 665 00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:33,812 - We're not anti-woman. - Oh yes, you are. You're here to... 666 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,580 harass and intimidate 667 00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:37,552 desperate women who come here for help! 668 00:36:37,557 --> 00:36:39,641 Miss Porter, why don't you just come with me. 669 00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:41,310 Why don't you just shut the fuck up! 670 00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:42,421 I swear to God if you come near me 671 00:36:42,427 --> 00:36:45,463 I will abort your head from your body with my bare hand! 672 00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:49,092 Come on Angus, let's get out of here. I hate these fucking people! 673 00:37:02,826 --> 00:37:04,213 Hi! 674 00:37:08,795 --> 00:37:11,442 - Can I help you? - Is Carmen here? 675 00:37:11,447 --> 00:37:13,891 She doesn't wanna see you, Shane. She's done with you. 676 00:37:13,905 --> 00:37:16,022 I know she probably hates me but I would love to 677 00:37:16,205 --> 00:37:18,813 - talk to her for just... - She doesn't want you here, man! 678 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,581 Look at you! 679 00:37:20,855 --> 00:37:22,002 You're a mess! 680 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,782 Hey you're pathetic! 681 00:37:23,995 --> 00:37:26,281 I'm thanking God my cousin didn't marry you. Come on. 682 00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:27,532 You're going. 683 00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:35,220 Go! 684 00:37:37,176 --> 00:37:38,183 Leave! 685 00:37:44,938 --> 00:37:46,171 Hey you guys! 686 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:47,273 - "If You Feel It" - by Miss Tyree Sugar Jones 687 00:37:48,127 --> 00:37:49,012 Jenny? 688 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,271 Hello Max. 689 00:37:55,955 --> 00:37:57,841 Don't you think guys should be getting ready? 690 00:37:58,008 --> 00:37:59,670 'Cause it's almost 7 o'clock. 691 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,533 It's time to get ready. Five more minutes. 692 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:23,000 - "Le Disko" - by Shiny Toy Guns 693 00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:48,723 Fucking move! 694 00:39:14,256 --> 00:39:15,101 Are you okay? 695 00:39:15,285 --> 00:39:16,142 You're okay? 696 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:17,552 Just stay there. I'll get an ambulance. 697 00:39:22,637 --> 00:39:24,010 No, no, no, stay there. Stay there. 698 00:39:24,017 --> 00:39:25,153 Hi. There's been an accident. 699 00:39:25,158 --> 00:39:27,713 A black BMW hit the guard-rail. We're on the... 700 00:39:28,986 --> 00:39:30,322 Where are we? Where are we? 701 00:39:30,665 --> 00:39:32,011 You know, you should just stay here. 702 00:39:32,126 --> 00:39:35,102 She's walking away. The car is all wrecked. She's all pretty bad. 703 00:39:35,757 --> 00:39:36,501 M'am? 704 00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:42,491 Imagine that Holly Golightly 705 00:39:42,496 --> 00:39:44,292 in her late 20s penned a memoir 706 00:39:44,297 --> 00:39:47,701 of childhood sexual abuse and adult self mutilation 707 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:48,740 and in doing so, 708 00:39:48,747 --> 00:39:52,632 convicts us the post traumatic stress symptoms can sometimes double 709 00:39:52,685 --> 00:39:58,183 as in analgesic and aphrodisiac, a party drug, a seduction style manual. 710 00:39:58,185 --> 00:40:01,143 Jennifer Shecter has written a wincingly acude 711 00:40:01,147 --> 00:40:04,913 if shamelessly self indulging portrait of herself. 712 00:40:05,387 --> 00:40:07,033 - "Running (Back and Forth)" - by The Emotions 713 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:09,960 "C'est bien" 714 00:40:10,596 --> 00:40:13,542 Motherfuckers! We should just burn down the clinic. 715 00:40:13,555 --> 00:40:16,183 I just want to firebomb them. They don't know who they're messing with. 716 00:40:16,187 --> 00:40:17,743 Guys, you need to calm down a little bit. 717 00:40:17,745 --> 00:40:19,913 But what do you gonna do in a situation like that? 718 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,771 I'll give them a situation. I wanna burn that clinic down! 719 00:40:22,775 --> 00:40:25,010 - Arson! Arson! - Alright, look. 720 00:40:25,016 --> 00:40:27,740 Why don't you just do like a benefit for Planned Parenthood. 721 00:40:27,748 --> 00:40:31,420 Something positive, it doesn't carry a sentence of 30 to life. 722 00:40:33,276 --> 00:40:34,982 - " Washington, We're Watching You" - by The Staple Singers 723 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:38,500 Hi. 3 waters with extra lemon, please. 724 00:40:44,838 --> 00:40:47,263 Wow, are we really that untouchable? 725 00:40:48,257 --> 00:40:50,021 - What are you talking about? - You just 726 00:40:50,026 --> 00:40:52,221 backed away from us, like we have some sort of 727 00:40:52,337 --> 00:40:53,883 heterosexual cootie. 728 00:40:53,887 --> 00:40:55,301 Don't be ridiculous. 729 00:40:55,465 --> 00:40:58,481 - I didn't back away from you. Hi! - Hi... 730 00:40:58,808 --> 00:41:00,840 - Hi, how are you doing? - Good. 731 00:41:03,766 --> 00:41:05,292 Did you get the phone call? 732 00:41:06,016 --> 00:41:08,542 Aaron Cornbluth? Yeah. 733 00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:11,423 - Meeting him on wednesday. - Me too. 734 00:41:11,788 --> 00:41:12,982 Who's Aaron Cornbluth? 735 00:41:13,568 --> 00:41:15,271 He's our new boss. 736 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:18,571 A fellow Irishman, no doubt. 737 00:41:21,216 --> 00:41:23,132 Was that an anti-Semitic remark? 738 00:41:23,135 --> 00:41:24,840 God, I hope not. 739 00:41:26,065 --> 00:41:27,890 She did back away from us. 740 00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:30,351 She did... 741 00:41:44,976 --> 00:41:47,322 - "Your Sweet Lovin" - by Margie Joseph 742 00:41:48,637 --> 00:41:51,890 Ladies, ladies and ladies and gentlemen. 743 00:41:51,896 --> 00:41:54,182 I am so proud 744 00:41:54,197 --> 00:41:57,730 to introduce you to a woman we've all been waiting for. 745 00:41:58,525 --> 00:42:01,560 To some of you here tonight, she's an old friend. 746 00:42:02,127 --> 00:42:04,520 She ran away for a little while and then she came back 747 00:42:04,526 --> 00:42:07,232 and we are so glad she did because she's one of the most 748 00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:10,620 beautiful special and intriguing people 749 00:42:10,636 --> 00:42:12,832 to ever spend time here at the Planet. 750 00:42:13,707 --> 00:42:16,841 - Are you serious? - So ladies, ladies, ladies and gentlemen, 751 00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:19,080 here she is... 752 00:42:19,086 --> 00:42:20,850 Jenny, come on. Come on. 753 00:42:20,855 --> 00:42:22,341 Bette, is that...? 754 00:42:22,827 --> 00:42:25,661 The woman you've all be waiting for. 755 00:42:25,665 --> 00:42:26,943 Did you know she was in town? 756 00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:29,002 Oh my God! 757 00:42:31,696 --> 00:42:33,432 Girl where you've been?! 758 00:42:33,568 --> 00:42:35,041 Oh my God! 759 00:42:37,878 --> 00:42:38,821 Kit... 760 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,730 Marina! God! You look fantastic. 761 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:46,613 Wow! 762 00:42:48,977 --> 00:42:50,483 It's really good to see you. 763 00:42:50,495 --> 00:42:51,583 Where you're staying? 764 00:42:51,585 --> 00:42:52,853 Yeah, who you're here with? 765 00:42:52,857 --> 00:42:54,801 You're gonna be here for a little while or just visiting? 766 00:42:54,808 --> 00:42:57,733 - And I heard you were in Rome? - I thought it was Florence? 767 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,503 Oh ladies, ladies, let's see. Uh... 768 00:43:00,728 --> 00:43:02,063 I'm here for business. 769 00:43:02,168 --> 00:43:04,303 I'm in Los Angeles for 3 days. 770 00:43:04,366 --> 00:43:06,932 I'm staying at the Bel Air because I think it's important 771 00:43:06,948 --> 00:43:10,870 to revisit the places where we face our darkest demons. 772 00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:13,610 And it is Rome, not Florence. 773 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,102 But I feel like I'm interrupting something. 774 00:43:19,078 --> 00:43:23,192 Ladies and gentlemen, please pay your undivided attention to the 775 00:43:23,198 --> 00:43:25,902 lovely and talented Jenny Schecter. 776 00:43:51,816 --> 00:43:53,122 What's her name? 777 00:43:55,096 --> 00:43:57,432 Thanks. Marina, 778 00:43:57,877 --> 00:44:00,480 De La Crabedesca Ferrer. 779 00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:02,263 How do you know her? 780 00:44:02,657 --> 00:44:04,043 We were friends. 781 00:44:04,046 --> 00:44:05,453 What kind of friends? 782 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:07,571 She was my first. 783 00:44:11,748 --> 00:44:14,092 Then she was very important to you. 784 00:44:15,716 --> 00:44:17,472 For a minute, I guess. 785 00:44:21,846 --> 00:44:23,580 Congratulations, Jenny. 786 00:44:23,588 --> 00:44:26,862 Your story's wonderful. Beautifully written. It reminds me of 787 00:44:26,866 --> 00:44:30,090 Dorothy Allison with the chic of Mary Gaitskill. 788 00:44:31,315 --> 00:44:33,960 In the magazine they compared you to Truman Capote. 789 00:44:33,968 --> 00:44:36,840 They compared her to Holly Golightly, 790 00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:39,260 not exactly the same as Truman Capote. 791 00:44:39,265 --> 00:44:41,073 Better. Don't you think? 792 00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:44,762 I'm Marina Ferrer. 793 00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:47,561 Claude Mondry. 794 00:44:48,866 --> 00:44:50,443 I'm proud of you. 795 00:44:51,338 --> 00:44:54,452 - Are you well? - I'm great. I'm great. How are you? 796 00:44:54,455 --> 00:44:57,703 Good. In the last year I've done something I've 797 00:44:57,706 --> 00:44:59,380 always dreamt about. 798 00:44:59,855 --> 00:45:01,700 I'm touring with a group of dancers 799 00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:03,473 as their benefactor. 800 00:45:03,478 --> 00:45:07,670 I raise the money, I find the theaters and they're very unusual. 801 00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:10,233 Are they performing here in Los Angeles? 802 00:45:10,238 --> 00:45:14,222 Uh, yes, I'm gonna bring them to Los Angeles and I hope for you to come. 803 00:45:14,226 --> 00:45:16,510 I wish you the best of luck with that. 804 00:45:16,876 --> 00:45:18,960 - Good luck to you too. - Thank you. 805 00:45:19,405 --> 00:45:20,860 See you have it already. 806 00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,531 Do you think she'll have sex with us? 807 00:45:29,085 --> 00:45:29,991 No. 808 00:45:30,286 --> 00:45:31,632 Ask her. 809 00:45:32,877 --> 00:45:35,002 - "Shakedown" - by Sierra Swan 810 00:45:49,665 --> 00:45:50,803 "Ah bon?" 811 00:45:57,035 --> 00:45:57,873 "Ok" 812 00:45:58,218 --> 00:45:59,380 "Bon ben je suis l�" 813 00:46:03,626 --> 00:46:05,430 "Ouais, ben je garde le t�l�phone avec moi" 814 00:46:06,778 --> 00:46:07,810 "Oui, � c�t�" 815 00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:12,093 Ciao. 816 00:46:39,145 --> 00:46:39,911 "Pas mal..." 817 00:47:00,748 --> 00:47:01,990 I think you get lucky. 818 00:47:04,818 --> 00:47:06,652 Won't you get lucky too? 819 00:47:10,157 --> 00:47:11,833 "Mais j'ai une chance inou�e" 820 00:47:38,297 --> 00:47:39,900 What are you waiting for? 821 00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:46,881 Well my New York Times interview's gonna be posted at midnight, so I'm 822 00:47:46,886 --> 00:47:49,341 - gonna go check. - Are you kidding? 823 00:47:51,247 --> 00:47:52,783 I don't think she's kidding. 824 00:47:53,417 --> 00:47:54,623 But I think you should 825 00:47:54,847 --> 00:47:56,191 stay here and 826 00:47:57,468 --> 00:47:58,752 be with Marina. 827 00:48:01,647 --> 00:48:02,623 Good night. 828 00:48:09,738 --> 00:48:11,110 "Ben c'est pas grave" 829 00:48:12,757 --> 00:48:13,793 "Hein?" 830 00:48:26,488 --> 00:48:29,202 I should have known sooner or later the bastard would walk out on me. 831 00:48:29,837 --> 00:48:30,903 Carla? 832 00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:36,880 I also should have known that you wouldn't call me back. 833 00:48:38,598 --> 00:48:39,631 The thing is, 834 00:48:41,328 --> 00:48:43,262 I've got no pride left. So... 835 00:48:44,267 --> 00:48:45,511 Here I am. 836 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:47,223 You called me? 837 00:48:47,527 --> 00:48:49,913 Five, six, maybe ten times. 838 00:48:50,076 --> 00:48:51,722 I'm sorry. I... 839 00:48:53,956 --> 00:48:55,211 I lost my phone. 840 00:48:56,748 --> 00:48:58,060 And I'm sorry 841 00:48:59,885 --> 00:49:01,351 that Gab let you down. 842 00:49:01,368 --> 00:49:02,502 My fault. 843 00:49:03,276 --> 00:49:06,380 - I should have known better. - No, it's... It's not your fault. 844 00:49:08,138 --> 00:49:09,892 He made you think you could change him. 845 00:49:11,927 --> 00:49:13,093 And he... 846 00:49:14,597 --> 00:49:16,540 Well he'd think he could invest himself in that. 847 00:49:17,987 --> 00:49:18,942 And... 848 00:49:20,926 --> 00:49:22,603 that's when real damage comes in. 849 00:49:23,816 --> 00:49:26,780 You know, all I've done for the past 3 days is lying on the floor. 850 00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:29,832 I just crawl from room to room. 851 00:49:30,986 --> 00:49:33,122 Try to talk, all that comes down is crying. 852 00:49:33,126 --> 00:49:34,070 Try to eat... 853 00:49:35,018 --> 00:49:36,232 Puke my gets up. 854 00:49:37,197 --> 00:49:38,302 Puke so much... 855 00:49:39,197 --> 00:49:40,520 Started spitting out blood. 856 00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:43,681 If I could turn back the clock I'd spare you. 857 00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:47,510 Bad fortune you'd ever knowing me. 858 00:49:47,825 --> 00:49:48,920 I 859 00:49:49,108 --> 00:49:51,091 left you a gift. It's on the back porch. 860 00:49:53,085 --> 00:49:54,401 Where are you going? 861 00:49:54,735 --> 00:49:56,802 To meet father, really. 862 00:49:57,276 --> 00:49:59,740 Carla, you're sick. Let me take you to a doctor. 863 00:50:02,537 --> 00:50:04,661 That would fix everything, huh? 864 00:50:05,117 --> 00:50:06,533 Go to hell! 865 00:51:02,196 --> 00:51:04,361 Carlaaaaaaaaa! 866 00:51:04,988 --> 00:51:07,212 - "Save Me" - by Julie Driscoll Brian Auger and The Trinity 867 00:51:10,118 --> 00:51:12,421 titelilie - ruvyn7 www.forom.com